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Attention s’il vous plait! If you’re looking for the sock monsters, I’m afraid they’ve all upped sticks and moved over to Picky Miss. This whole announcement is a hyperlink, so just click on the text and repeat after me: There’s no place like home…

Just one look at that fiery flamey hair will tell you… He’s a firestarter. Twisted firestarter. We-ell, OK maybe he isn’t. But he’d sure like to be. Or she. Who knows? And how do you tell, anyway?Fiery

£21 : Contact me for details

Oh hey, it’s me! If you looked as good as this monster, and your depth perception was minimal, wouldn’t you spend all your time in front of a mirror?
stripeydragon

SOLD : sorry

There are holes appearing in my CD collection.  I wondered if I had Music Moths, but last night I caught the culprit.  Here he is in the full glare of the flashbulb. Grr.

Gotcha

This greedy little sock monster has now been secured, and is in need of a new home. In this house, there are some things you just don’t mess with. With the right care, I’m sure his appetite could be managed.

£16: contact me for details. Quickly.

It’s Halloween, and it isn’t just the ghouls and beasties knocking at your door for sweeties you should be worried about.  What’s under your bed?  What’s that scraping sound?  Are you sure you locked the cat-flap?  Beware, beware, for tonight the ZOMBIE SOCKS come out to play!  Keep your toes under the covers everyone…

Braaaaains, BRAAAAAINS!

Braaaaains, BRAAAAAINS!

Quite what great achievement this medal was presented for eludes me, but it must have been something special. Well done that monster.

£14 : Please contact me for details

A bit of a macho monster this one, but with a heart of gold. Quite tall, standing at approx 30cm high, this khaki and grey monster sports a red bandana and body belt, a bandage on his leftmost arm, and a wry smile. He knows, because he was there…

Four arms and four legs, although the legs are placed slightly awry to where normal legs should go. Don’t be alarmed, it’s natural where he comes from.

Big Green

SOLD

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